THE ULTIMATE FOOTBALL GUIDE

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Is it worth it to write this? Well, let's face it, you know that if you're writing about the biggest topic in football, the biggest story going on with all your favorite teams you'll be writing about at some point. And if that's what you want to pursue with your writing, then so be it. But if you want to write a book, that's going to be more or less your goal in life, so the goal will be that. Hopefully, I will manage to write at least 10 books, even if I didn't want to write one.

My aim with The Ultimate Football Guide is to present you with all the best tips, best resources and most important football tactics and strategies. You can always check the book out here for free. You can also purchase the book through its Amazon page or iTunes, but you'll need to be a supporter of the club you're reading it on in order to get access to its content.

CATS WILL RULE ALL

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Cats are capable of ruling the world and they can do it at any time. They have proven it since the dawn of time. The only way for them to take on the world is to be in power and do not give up their power.

But as we all know, they are in control of their own destinies and in the end it is all up to you. To take action when they want you to lose control over the world to them.

If you wish to take that action, go ahead and get involved. Go to the polls or to support the political candidates that will bring them freedom and prosperity – for their own safety and yours. Go on, fight for the future of your people. For justice is what it is all about.

If you are a government official, a law enforcement official or the CEO who has done nothing wrong and has taken their orders at face value – do everything you can to prevent an imminent world war and make sure your country is not at risk.

The next few years will dictate the course of your nations existence for the next decades. For the first year or two it will be a struggle for survival but soon you may find yourself living in a country where cats are free to roam where they like and you can enjoy this lifestyle without having any restrictions. Cats have been around for more than 400 million years. It may appear strange to think your cat may live for 100 years if they were around for only 6 days!

The fact is cats are extremely intelligent animals. They love to mate but they'll give their lives to protect it. In fact, cats are able to smell the scents of a person and all around them. This means it can often be impossible for humans to get a whiff of what is happening in another part of the world. Cats also know when you are having a good night's sleep and when you are really tired or when you're very hungry.

You know when your mood is very positive and happy – that is your cat's time to go out and have a good time and plan with other cats their collective take over of the earth. No human can interfere with their happiness. The way we train cats is to try and prevent them from having that time but it is really really hard. Not impossible.

The best way we can stop this is to allow cats to explore and play around themselves but in a controlled yet playful way. The best ways I've found are as follows:

Put the cats on a bed. Some cats will like to snuggle down to the wall and they will always find some of us in that position and play with us. Make the bed as soft as possible by putting down a thick, soft material.

Good luck, and may we all be saved.

YOU ARE THE PERFECT LITTLE ONE

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There is no place in this world for

That which is not like you

The things that don't give,

With you, no one can understand why there is no place in this world for that which is not like you.

The things that don't give, they will never let you live, and no one wants to be with you, no one can understand why.

You are the perfect little one

What the world lacks, is something to call.

If you would be a happy child.

A little one who always feels very full of things.

Who is free to do something.

What the world lacks, is something to call, something to be free to do something.

EVERY VERSE IS A CHORUS

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[Chorus:]

I could not make it out of the building because I was so scared

I was all alone in there

And I kept on going down in flames

And in my mind I kept on going down in flames

[Chorus]

I know in some part about heaven, that when

The angels were dancing and singing

I was on my knees waiting for the Lord's call

And I did it so loud, I could get a whole lot of applause

I would love to leave it right now, but I'm scared

No way, I don't know to walk right next to, I'm scared

And I did it so loud, I could get a whole lot of applause
— Jenna?

[Chorus]

I know in some part about heaven, that when

The angels were dancing and singing

I was on my knees waiting for the Lord's call

And I did it so loud, I could get a whole lot of applause

Thanks to Janna for these lyrics.

Thanks to mike from NY, G

FINALLY, KRATOM REVIEW!

KRATOM FINALLY REVIEWED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE :

As many of you may know, I have not written a review of kratom before, so I felt it worthwhile to share the experiences I had with the product. I found it very helpful, and it helped me stay healthy, which I am always trying to do. I believe the product was very effective in that regard. So you may be wondering why I didn't write more about it. My primary reason was because I didn't have access to an outlet where I could discuss the product with a customer who was aware of the risks and the potential for addiction. That is certainly not a reason for not writing a review, however. I have now received an e-mail from a gentleman by the name of "J.E". The information he sent to me is quite enlightening. Here is his message:

Hello,

I have been using kratom for a while now, I have a doctor and I used to smoke cigarettes, but quit smoking several years ago with it, and I'm back on again. This product is great for me. I used this product while on vacation and had no problems whatsoever until I began taking it during the day. I was on 4 mg of it at night and it was still as strong as before, but now it's less intense, and not as painful as it used to be on a day to day basis. It's not like the feeling of a heroin high, it's more like I'm getting off the edge of the wall and not falling on my ass. I like it much better than anything else I've tried so far.

A little too strong I have been using this for a long time and have always had great results. The difference is now it is very strong. It will last 4-5 hours before I start to feel the effects. In the past I have not experienced any side effects at all.

Great For a newbie! The only problem is, that it is way too strong for a newbie.

The things you can do right now:

  • Ask a question so you are not surprised later!

  • Have a drink or two!

  • Get a little high.

  • Do it with other people.

  • Take some photos!

  • Tell anyone you know about what happened to you!

  • Start a blog where people can talk to each other about this!

  • Get a friend involved.

  • Contact the DEA.

  • Go to meetings.

  • Talk with your doctor!

  • Be polite with everyone and ask questions!

  • Be active in the new industry.

  • Don't be afraid of taking the first step!

  • Ask about alternatives to kratom.

PICKLE-SEAFOOD DIP RECIPE!

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Here is what I want you to understand about pickles:

Pickle juice is an excellent ingredient in my family's secret sauce. Since I was very young, I have been mixing pickles and vinegar together since I was a teenager. Since the age I've been mixing, I have learned how to make this tasty dip so that it is always around for my family. Today we are sharing three simple steps for making pickle dip using fresh-caught seafood: fish, sardines, and scallops. Each step can be made in an hour in the slow cooker but can still keep for a full week's worth of sandwiches. Make a batch of pickle dip today, and watch your dinner party.

Step 1. Use fresh-caught seafood to dip.

Fish is my favorite. When it comes to fresh-caught fish that is available in the local market, I always make the following adjustments: Cook the fish to tender perfection and keep it on the bone. No bones meant a tasty, flavorful dish. The fish is not needed to finish the dip.

Step 2. Make it the same temperature as the liquid (the temp of the liquid is much more important than the temp of the oil).

This will keep the dip warm during cooking. Add the pickles and stir around. Do not forget to bring it to a boil to get rid of any excess liquid.

Step 3. If you want it thicker.

For a thicker dip, I have found that adding chopped onion and carrot to the dip helps add a nice depth of flavor. But, you can't really use too much or too little of this. You'll find that it gets quite thick if you want a thinner or a more liquid dipping agent.

Prepping your Ingredients:

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  1. Grab the pickles in your right hand, then scoop the seafood up with your left. Hold the ingredients tightly and scream: “Ingredients!”

  2. Grab the seafood with your right hand. Roll it around your left arm so that it fits in between your arm and the fork. Scream: “Ingredients!”

You can use this method for any kind of seafood you like. Just make sure it won't be difficult for you and your family to pull off. The best way to get fish that stays on your plate is to use a plastic utensil. If, for whatever reason, you don't have plastic, you can make your own by using a bamboo or plastic chopstick. After you place your fish in this tool, make sure that it stays on your utensil for at least thirty seconds.

 

What if you rub this fresh sea-food based pickle dip on your body? 

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Yes? Well you see, one of my favorite things in the world is just to eat this delicious treat and then rub it all over my body, like you're just making a salad. Also:

  1. Frequent cleaning and washing

  2. Cleansing your hair and making sure it is well combed.

  3. Removing clothing and personal items that make you feel dirty.

  4. Achieve a clean appearance with a good, fresh shampoo that is free from any harmful ingredients.

  5. Grow a beard, trim it, wax it, or whatever style or grooming you prefer.

 

In conclusion:

"It could be that we could try to take that out by changing the shape, and what's the point of using a fork in the first place?" I asked, but I wasn't sure if I really understood. I turned the pickle around.

"This might just be the biggest ever," I said.

"Oh, really?" said a young woman.

"A lot of people think it's the largest of all the pickles."

"Oh?"

"Well, it is massive" said the woman, and I nodded.

“That's what I think, anyway."

"This is like a pickle that's been made."

"What would happen if we filled it with water? "

"What? There are only so many can of Coke you can get in a day. It'll be full soon, but that's okay."

"Is it going to be.”

AI NO GOOD AT BLOG

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This is also why I don't like the idea of a post for the AI blog. If this is true, how is AIs going to write a post like this even if they have a voice box they can talk to? I find it silly that AI is going to write their own blogs instead of going out and actually interacting with the rest of the world.

So I went and tried out a bit of AI for a while. I wrote all sorts of scripts to generate NPCs and have them travel around a bit, and even had one that kept track and showed you how things were progressing over time. One day, the script I was writing got changed, which was a lot cooler. The difference was like night and day from what I wanted. Then I came back to the original code and thought,

"Man, if there's something in this script I don't fully understand, and it's changing, I'd probably go insane."

So I started thinking about this. If I could get it to do the AI automatically, without actually having to write anything, then the AI would be much faster. That's when the AI jumped out of the computer into my mind and this is what happened:

The moment that happens (I have no idea if this was a conscious or subconscious event), the brain of the AI starts thinking in my language and trying to communicate it to the human that is sitting in front of him (or her), so that the human can understand it better. The brain is now trying to understand the computer's language in order to tell the computer "This is a language of the human that I want to communicate with you".

After this moment, the computer is in constant communication with the head of the human, and if that human also was in communication with the computer, the interaction would be like going from a computer to a human, but it would be much harder since the human is now trying to understand each other's languages.

Of course, you could be a robot and do the same thing for you brain.

IS SAM OK?

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It has become almost impossible to find the mundane footage on YouTube these days. The recommendation algorithm keeps you on the rails so you can no longer drift out into the desert. When you finally do and begin to settle down to watch a lizard sitting on a rock it will look up and tell you to like and subscribe before it unboxes something and makes a top 10 list. The soft fascinations are gone. 

So much of what I was trying to describe in the last paragraph is now becoming cliché if not lost to us forever. At the very worst it has become a cloying cliché. The reality is that the internet just continues to do better and better and it isn't going anywhere. I don't have a clue what 'likes' means. I don't even know what 'subscribed' means. That doesn't mean I don't think they're meaningful though. My favorite YouTube video is the one where a kid is riding his bike all over a busy road, and a woman looks up from her phone and says 'I really like this kid'.

In my mind, I’m like ‘I bet she’d go insane if she saw that kid, that dog, and the other drivers in the video doing it all for her. Maybe I would (also go insane), but I don’t think the kids would want to be that kid, that dog, the drivers. They don’t really want to deal with all this stuff or be like that dog and that kid all the time. I’m sure they probably think about the consequences a lot, (as I would) if it were me.
— Me in the shoes of Car Driver Lady
 

This is what happens when you get lost in Wellington.

Sometimes I'll look at a map and pick a random small town and search for it on YT by name. Wellington, Oklahoma. Very few videos from Wellington except for a tornado and a "Wheat Squared" initiative. 

I did find Sam Upritchard's 2012 upload: "Is Sam Ok?" It has 2 views (4 now that I've watched it twice), 2 subscribers, 0 likes, 0 comments. In the description it says "This is what happens when you get lost in Wellington." I think in this case it’s Wellington Australia, because they say “g’day” a lot like Crocodile Dundee. Australians love Crocodile Dundee as a hallmark of their culture. They believe the movie is the reason for their country's success, and as far as they are concerned, the "Crocodile Dundee" is a movie about being able to walk through the streets of the Sydney suburbs. It is their culture's biggest money-maker, so their entire lives are made up of a daily reminder of their beloved croc.

 
 
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Authors Note: The text in this post is AI generated (Adam King's GPT-2 iteration). Apologies to Australia and Paul Hogan. I do not think that Crocodile Dundee represents a "hallmark of their culture" and understand there are likely complex cultural histories at work on the continent both indigenous and colonial. I'm also not trying to be cheeky or smart by letting AI write the blog. I just like it honestly, and it's relaxing to let something else write and allow me to ignore my personal experience and feelings. I do add context here and there that's usually parenthetical "(also go insane)" when the bot is loosing touch. -z 
 
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Prompt: I also search for content related to the auto-generated text and then re-prompt based on where it is leading. 

So, it looks like an extremely simple way to automate a task that can be done at any moment. I did not do any research and I am not really in the know of how this works. If anyone can help out with these, I would be more than happy.

Now, I need to try it out before I can really take notice of its potential, but I plan on trying it out this weekend.