CATS WILL RULE ALL

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Cats are capable of ruling the world and they can do it at any time. They have proven it since the dawn of time. The only way for them to take on the world is to be in power and do not give up their power.

But as we all know, they are in control of their own destinies and in the end it is all up to you. To take action when they want you to lose control over the world to them.

If you wish to take that action, go ahead and get involved. Go to the polls or to support the political candidates that will bring them freedom and prosperity – for their own safety and yours. Go on, fight for the future of your people. For justice is what it is all about.

If you are a government official, a law enforcement official or the CEO who has done nothing wrong and has taken their orders at face value – do everything you can to prevent an imminent world war and make sure your country is not at risk.

The next few years will dictate the course of your nations existence for the next decades. For the first year or two it will be a struggle for survival but soon you may find yourself living in a country where cats are free to roam where they like and you can enjoy this lifestyle without having any restrictions. Cats have been around for more than 400 million years. It may appear strange to think your cat may live for 100 years if they were around for only 6 days!

The fact is cats are extremely intelligent animals. They love to mate but they'll give their lives to protect it. In fact, cats are able to smell the scents of a person and all around them. This means it can often be impossible for humans to get a whiff of what is happening in another part of the world. Cats also know when you are having a good night's sleep and when you are really tired or when you're very hungry.

You know when your mood is very positive and happy – that is your cat's time to go out and have a good time and plan with other cats their collective take over of the earth. No human can interfere with their happiness. The way we train cats is to try and prevent them from having that time but it is really really hard. Not impossible.

The best way we can stop this is to allow cats to explore and play around themselves but in a controlled yet playful way. The best ways I've found are as follows:

Put the cats on a bed. Some cats will like to snuggle down to the wall and they will always find some of us in that position and play with us. Make the bed as soft as possible by putting down a thick, soft material.

Good luck, and may we all be saved.